pizzaforpresident:

is it just me

image

or does this dog look like leonardo dicaprio

imawanchor:

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans image

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

happyhiddling:

sherlockspeare:

Because I thought it would be very nice if Marvel heroes dance with baby Groot.

OMFG

netlfix:

legend has it theres life outside the internet

(Source: netlfix)

otpprompts:

Imagine your OTP having a happy ending.

artist-chan:

optimussentinel:

ur-supposed-to-say-jerk:

thepizzakitty:

i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

Do… Girls really worry about this?

yes

(Source: sburbs-givenaway)

oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

(Source: bladetheroosterteethfanguy)

giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

tricksterswings:

spud-buster:

lovethyhippie:

imagine having a tattoo like that

#tattoos in the wizarding world

i would totally get a magic tattoo

(Source: coloursong)

Did the ice bucket challenge! And don’t worry, guys, I made sure to donate!

railroadsoftware:

bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable 

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time