kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

sugarstitchplush:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Australian Photoset #17

Want to see more?

Canadian Photoset #16

Haha I’m from Wollongong :D

inabasket:

Colleges don’t offer this as a major so what’s the fucking point

inabasket:

Colleges don’t offer this as a major so what’s the fucking point

(Source: robertdafoto)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

stitchlock:

if you ever worry that you’re weird, or taking it a bit far as a fangirl, remember that people in ancient Rome used to buy vials of their favorite gladiator’s sweat to wear as perfume. so like. at least its not a new thing.

pretend that you are me and write me an ‘about me’ so i can put it my about me page

(Source: ashleybanson)

cocoslash:

Berserkers are bunch of cockblockers.

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

unicornshitinabag:

When somebody doesn’t keep their promise

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tetraghostfan:

*wakes up* what the fuck

auntiewitch:

usbport:

I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power

Demi Lovato + butt pose evolution

(Source: dylobrienz)